We'll be relaxing down at the beaches of Coastal Command Mrs. Doofus and I are down at the luxurious Coastal Command owned by Mr and Mrs H. Chris and Mrs Chris will be joining us. What was intended to be a weekend of drying out from GO JUMBO will have to be pushed back a week. The weather will be perfect for football watching. The party continues.
The picks will continue too. Weeks 0-9 were practice for GO JUMBO. Week 10 was for real. Now it’s just for fun.
The first wager really will be purely for fun. Chris is a notorious BuckNut. Time for our annual Man Bet. No points, no money. The Loser has to shake the winners hand while stating "Your team is superior to mine, Sir"
Here are the rest of the Week 11 picks. All quatloo bets. No Megas. That strategy seems to still be working.
Purdue -11.5 @ Minnesota – I know, I need to stop laying double digits on the road (and it doesn’t stop here, just having fun now) but Minnesota is a disaster. They just lost to Illinois, giving up 55 points. PJ tossed his DC off the boat to row home.
Oklahoma State +20.5 @ Oklahoma – I know it’s the Bedlam game but getting 20.5 in a rivalry game? That’s just crazy. Crazy good
The picks will continue too. Weeks 0-9 were practice for GO JUMBO. Week 10 was for real. Now it’s just for fun.
The first wager really will be purely for fun. Chris is a notorious BuckNut. Time for our annual Man Bet. No points, no money. The Loser has to shake the winners hand while stating "Your team is superior to mine, Sir"
Here are the rest of the Week 11 picks. All quatloo bets. No Megas. That strategy seems to still be working.
Purdue -11.5 @ Minnesota – I know, I need to stop laying double digits on the road (and it doesn’t stop here, just having fun now) but Minnesota is a disaster. They just lost to Illinois, giving up 55 points. PJ tossed his DC off the boat to row home.
Oklahoma State +20.5 @ Oklahoma – I know it’s the Bedlam game but getting 20.5 in a rivalry game? That’s just crazy. Crazy good
USF can score but the defense lets up even more West Virginia -11.5 vs TCU – TCU is just not good at playing football this year. I’m OK laying less than 2 TDs at home with the high flying Neers.
La Tech -24.0 vs Rice – Rice officially became the worst team in Div 1A after losing to UTEP last week. La Tech rolls over the Owls playing out the string.
Cincinnati -14.0 vs South Florida – Betting against USF is profitable. They are 2-6 ATS. The main reason is no defense. They have let up 98 points over the last two weeks. The run defense has 1,200 yards and 14 TDs over the last 4 games. Make that 2-7 ATS
North Texas -14.5 @ Old Dominion – The Mean Green lead the league in yards and scoring. ODU has trouble hanging onto the ball. It’s -9 in turnovers over the last four games. UNT is +9 on the season.
Middle Tenn State -13.5 @ UTEP – UTEP got the win out of their system. They go back to being bad. MTSU is actually playing a little defense this year.
Central Florida -25.5 vs Navy – Navy is circling the drain. They just lost to Cincinnati 42-0. UCF is as good or better than Cincy. Knights are going for style points here.
La Tech -24.0 vs Rice – Rice officially became the worst team in Div 1A after losing to UTEP last week. La Tech rolls over the Owls playing out the string.
Cincinnati -14.0 vs South Florida – Betting against USF is profitable. They are 2-6 ATS. The main reason is no defense. They have let up 98 points over the last two weeks. The run defense has 1,200 yards and 14 TDs over the last 4 games. Make that 2-7 ATS
North Texas -14.5 @ Old Dominion – The Mean Green lead the league in yards and scoring. ODU has trouble hanging onto the ball. It’s -9 in turnovers over the last four games. UNT is +9 on the season.
Middle Tenn State -13.5 @ UTEP – UTEP got the win out of their system. They go back to being bad. MTSU is actually playing a little defense this year.
Central Florida -25.5 vs Navy – Navy is circling the drain. They just lost to Cincinnati 42-0. UCF is as good or better than Cincy. Knights are going for style points here.
I'll keep betting on Bama 'til they stop covering Washington State -6.0 @ Colorado – The Buffs have lost four straight including to powerhouses Oregon State and Arizona. The Pirate is also looking for style points. His defense is much better this year too.
Alabama -24.0 vs Mississippi State – I’m going to keep laying the points with Bama until they don’t cover. It paid off last week. Going with the trend.
Georgia -14.0 vs Auburn – Going with another trend too. The “last year Georgia rolled everyone after a loss” trend from a couple weeks ago. It’s still working. Didn’t bet it last week though. Stupid, stupid, stupid. The stupidity stops now.
LSU -13.5 @ Arkansas – The only hesitation is will LSU let Bama beat them two weeks in a row? I’m going with no.
Alabama -24.0 vs Mississippi State – I’m going to keep laying the points with Bama until they don’t cover. It paid off last week. Going with the trend.
Georgia -14.0 vs Auburn – Going with another trend too. The “last year Georgia rolled everyone after a loss” trend from a couple weeks ago. It’s still working. Didn’t bet it last week though. Stupid, stupid, stupid. The stupidity stops now.
LSU -13.5 @ Arkansas – The only hesitation is will LSU let Bama beat them two weeks in a row? I’m going with no.
Saints to the Super Bowl Baby! In the Pros I’ll go with:
Chicago -6.5 vs Detroit – Minnesota’s defense destroyed the Lions last week registering 10 sacks (and cost Berj several quatloos. Chicagos defense is better. Good thing Soldier Field is natural grass otherwise Stafford will washing pellets out of his eyes every other play.
New Orleans 5.5 @ Cincinnati – I have the Saints in the Super Bowl with a futures bet I laid last week. Cincinnati isn’t about to stop Brees.
New England -6.5 @ Tennessee – Saw some stat that Brady is over 63% ATS after September. Sounds good to me.
Green Bay -9.5 vs Miami – Going with Brees and Brady so have to go with Rodgers too. Besides, Miami has been winning at home with temps in the 80s+ It wont be 80 in Green Bay in November.
I’ll put down a point Whore Parlay with:
Florida State +16.5 @ Notre Dame
UNLV +22.5 @ San Diego State
Oregon State +24.0 @ Stanford (hopefully my hostess is not offended)
Chicago -6.5 vs Detroit – Minnesota’s defense destroyed the Lions last week registering 10 sacks (and cost Berj several quatloos. Chicagos defense is better. Good thing Soldier Field is natural grass otherwise Stafford will washing pellets out of his eyes every other play.
New Orleans 5.5 @ Cincinnati – I have the Saints in the Super Bowl with a futures bet I laid last week. Cincinnati isn’t about to stop Brees.
New England -6.5 @ Tennessee – Saw some stat that Brady is over 63% ATS after September. Sounds good to me.
Green Bay -9.5 vs Miami – Going with Brees and Brady so have to go with Rodgers too. Besides, Miami has been winning at home with temps in the 80s+ It wont be 80 in Green Bay in November.
I’ll put down a point Whore Parlay with:
Florida State +16.5 @ Notre Dame
UNLV +22.5 @ San Diego State
Oregon State +24.0 @ Stanford (hopefully my hostess is not offended)
Wazzou is flying high And the Sheriff continues his 1-2 streak with:
Cal (S/U) @ USC - The hell with the number (5.5), the Sheriff is betting the moneyline on this game. The Condoms (5-4) have never been this vulnerable and Cal’s defense has never been this good. It’s been 15 long years but the Bears win!
Fresno State (-3) @ Boise State - The Sheriff jumped on the Fresno bandwagon over a month ago, and he’s not jumping off now. Jeff’s boys will win on the blue field.
Wazzu (-6) @ Colorado - The Buffs have lost 4 straight, and the Cougs are the PAC-12’s only remaining one-loss team. The Dread Pirate Leach will have his boys ready to play and they will take care of business in Boulder.
And for all this weeks games, spreads, picks and much much more here is the 2018 Week 11 Bettors Guide
Cal (S/U) @ USC - The hell with the number (5.5), the Sheriff is betting the moneyline on this game. The Condoms (5-4) have never been this vulnerable and Cal’s defense has never been this good. It’s been 15 long years but the Bears win!
Fresno State (-3) @ Boise State - The Sheriff jumped on the Fresno bandwagon over a month ago, and he’s not jumping off now. Jeff’s boys will win on the blue field.
Wazzu (-6) @ Colorado - The Buffs have lost 4 straight, and the Cougs are the PAC-12’s only remaining one-loss team. The Dread Pirate Leach will have his boys ready to play and they will take care of business in Boulder.
And for all this weeks games, spreads, picks and much much more here is the 2018 Week 11 Bettors Guide
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Remember the 2019 GO JUMBO trip is Oct 26 2019 at the Westgate Resort
And Don’t Forget Your Drink Coupons – They are still good at the Bar in front of our tables if we get off our lazy asses
And Don’t Forget Your Drink Coupons – They are still good at the Bar in front of our tables if we get off our lazy asses
