That was a feast yesterday. Mrs Doofus did a great job cooking up Golden Corral portions of food. If you didn’t put on at least seven pounds you weren’t really trying.
After watching the Lions grab defeat from the jaws of victory - as normal, it was on to adult beverages and reindeer games into the early morning hours.
Rivalry week is already off to a great start. As we were well into our third board game we were watching the Egg Bowl. It was a fun game. One that I hope would go into OT.
Sure enough, Ole Miss scores a TD with 4 seconds to go to tie it up. I’m going don’t go for two. I want this to continue. Then this happens
After watching the Lions grab defeat from the jaws of victory - as normal, it was on to adult beverages and reindeer games into the early morning hours.
Rivalry week is already off to a great start. As we were well into our third board game we were watching the Egg Bowl. It was a fun game. One that I hope would go into OT.
Sure enough, Ole Miss scores a TD with 4 seconds to go to tie it up. I’m going don’t go for two. I want this to continue. Then this happens

What a maroon! Now, we are laughing. Watch, they will miss the XP. And they do. I’m still chuckling.
The fun is sure to continue (hopefully with some more similar stupid episodes)
And here are the picks for the most intense lovable “throw the record out the window” rivalries.
Georgia Tech +28.5 vs Georgia – Sax Man, Saxy Lady are taking the infant Spartacus to his/her first Clean Old Fashioned Hate.
The Dawg defense has been fantastic, while the offense has struggled as of late. Tech is just plain struggling. The game is on the Flats but Tech won’t have much of a fan advantage. I’ve been to this game and the stands are fairly evenly split.
It’s a family feud, with the losers flag relgated to the Doofus Deck corner of shame for the year. I hate to get in the middle of that fight but since I have to make a pick, I’ll take the points.

Auburn +3.5 vs Alabama – Meanwhile, The Swag man, Big Guy and Dr Big Guy will be tailgating at the Iron Bowl.
Tua is out and now backup Mac Jones has to face a team with some semblance of talent. Auburn will load up to stop Najee Harris and make Jones beat them. The last time Jones faced a real defense he struggled against Tennessee. Auburn is much better than the Vols.
Auburn's freshman QB Bo Nix will be playing in his first Iron Bowl. So far against the better teams he's struggled too. BUt he kept plugging away. Winning against Oregon and keeping it close against LSU and Georgia.
The Tide needs to win big in order to stay in the CFP hunt. They won’t. Auburn has yet to let up more than 24 points. They aren't about to start now.
In a low scoring game, Auburn will cover. Put me down for a quatloo.
Tua is out and now backup Mac Jones has to face a team with some semblance of talent. Auburn will load up to stop Najee Harris and make Jones beat them. The last time Jones faced a real defense he struggled against Tennessee. Auburn is much better than the Vols.
Auburn's freshman QB Bo Nix will be playing in his first Iron Bowl. So far against the better teams he's struggled too. BUt he kept plugging away. Winning against Oregon and keeping it close against LSU and Georgia.
The Tide needs to win big in order to stay in the CFP hunt. They won’t. Auburn has yet to let up more than 24 points. They aren't about to start now.
In a low scoring game, Auburn will cover. Put me down for a quatloo.

Ohio State -9.0 @ Michigan – Last week told you what you needed to know about this game. Ohio State jumped to an early 21 point lead against a solid PSU, stumbled a bit and then won a tough game, 28-17. scUM trailed Indiana with a mediocre back up QB 14-7 until midway through the second quarter. They finally got it together in an easy 39-14 win.
When, not if, scUM gets down to OSU, the Bucknuts won’t let them back in the game.
You go with a streak until it ends. Harbaugh hasn’t beaten OSU, and this is the best one he has faced yet. It’s going to be another beautiful melt down by scUM. They are over confident thinking this will be the year. And then wonk,wonk,wonk, they will fall flat on their face.
Lucy has yet to allow Charlie Brown kick that football. OSU will pull it away from Thirdbaugh and the streaks will continue.
I'm in for a Mini Mega.
When, not if, scUM gets down to OSU, the Bucknuts won’t let them back in the game.
You go with a streak until it ends. Harbaugh hasn’t beaten OSU, and this is the best one he has faced yet. It’s going to be another beautiful melt down by scUM. They are over confident thinking this will be the year. And then wonk,wonk,wonk, they will fall flat on their face.
Lucy has yet to allow Charlie Brown kick that football. OSU will pull it away from Thirdbaugh and the streaks will continue.
I'm in for a Mini Mega.

South Carolina +27.0 vs Clemson – While the debate continues as to whether OSU or LSU is #1, somehow Clemson is getting overlooked. Sure the schedule has been half a step better than the MAC but they have been blowing out everything in their path since the scare against UNC back in September.
South Carolina won’t be intimidated, they beat Georgia and see Clemson every year.
In what is going to be a theme this year, I’m going to take the points in a rivalry game. No quatloos though.
Oregon State +19.0 @ Oregon – No, I’m not a still bit wasted after a long night of Jim Beam Black. Oregon State is actually not bad. Really!
They are still in contention for a bowl game after years in the wilderness. They just missed a chance to get bowl eligible last week losing to Wazzou by a point on the road.
Beaver QB Jake Luton has improved as the season goes on. Two weeks ago he threw for 4TDs against Arizona State in a 35-34 win, The same Arizona State that beat Oregon last week.
Oregon has been over rated all year. The Beavers will keep this close.
I’ll take the copious points for a Mini Mega
South Carolina won’t be intimidated, they beat Georgia and see Clemson every year.
In what is going to be a theme this year, I’m going to take the points in a rivalry game. No quatloos though.
Oregon State +19.0 @ Oregon – No, I’m not a still bit wasted after a long night of Jim Beam Black. Oregon State is actually not bad. Really!
They are still in contention for a bowl game after years in the wilderness. They just missed a chance to get bowl eligible last week losing to Wazzou by a point on the road.
Beaver QB Jake Luton has improved as the season goes on. Two weeks ago he threw for 4TDs against Arizona State in a 35-34 win, The same Arizona State that beat Oregon last week.
Oregon has been over rated all year. The Beavers will keep this close.
I’ll take the copious points for a Mini Mega

Washington State +7.5 @ Washington – Wazzou is the bully on the playground. They are bowl eligible but none of the teams they’ve beaten is going to be in a bowl (unless the beavers upset Oregon)
The Cougars have the #1 passing attack by a wide margin and will challenge a Husky defense that is not up to its usual standard.
I’ll take the points again for a quatloo.
North Carolina -9.0 @ NC State – NC State is playing next level bad over the last month and a half. They are on a five game losing streak, each by at least 14 points other than to Tech last week
UNC QB Sam Howell is going to bomb away on a pathetic Wolfpack secondary.
I’ll lay the points for a Mini Mega
Indiana -6.5 @ Purdue – Another game where I will lay the points. Indiana is rolling on offense and all four losses have been against ranked teams at the time. The defense is sneaky good too,
Purdue has not been the same since QB Sindelar went down.
It’s a revenge game for the Hoosiers. I’m in for a quatloo.
The Cougars have the #1 passing attack by a wide margin and will challenge a Husky defense that is not up to its usual standard.
I’ll take the points again for a quatloo.
North Carolina -9.0 @ NC State – NC State is playing next level bad over the last month and a half. They are on a five game losing streak, each by at least 14 points other than to Tech last week
UNC QB Sam Howell is going to bomb away on a pathetic Wolfpack secondary.
I’ll lay the points for a Mini Mega
Indiana -6.5 @ Purdue – Another game where I will lay the points. Indiana is rolling on offense and all four losses have been against ranked teams at the time. The defense is sneaky good too,
Purdue has not been the same since QB Sindelar went down.
It’s a revenge game for the Hoosiers. I’m in for a quatloo.

Memphis -11.0 vs Cincinnati - It's round one of what should be a two round bout. If Memphis wins this game tehy will have a rematch in the AAC championship game next week. Lose and the Tigers need Houston to upset Navy for a rematch.
There will be a rematch. Cincinnati hasn't lost since getting filleted by Ohio State in week 2. But it hasn't been pretty. They've won by a comined five points over USF and Temple over the last two weeks.
The BearCat secondary is it's Achilles heel. Memphis has the best aerial game in the AAC. An they have the best RB on the field with hos 1,294 yds and 12 TDs
At home the TIgers roll in round 1 . I'm in for a quatloo
Oklahoma State +13.0 vs Oklahoma – It’s Bedlam I tell ya! Pure Bedlam!
Oklahoma is winning but just barely. They haven’t beaten a team by double digits in over a month. They won’t do it against a fored up Cowboy team at home.
I’m in for another Mini Mega.
There will be a rematch. Cincinnati hasn't lost since getting filleted by Ohio State in week 2. But it hasn't been pretty. They've won by a comined five points over USF and Temple over the last two weeks.
The BearCat secondary is it's Achilles heel. Memphis has the best aerial game in the AAC. An they have the best RB on the field with hos 1,294 yds and 12 TDs
At home the TIgers roll in round 1 . I'm in for a quatloo
Oklahoma State +13.0 vs Oklahoma – It’s Bedlam I tell ya! Pure Bedlam!
Oklahoma is winning but just barely. They haven’t beaten a team by double digits in over a month. They won’t do it against a fored up Cowboy team at home.
I’m in for another Mini Mega.

As far as the public dog metric, it likes seven teams. I’ll go with three for a Mini Mega each.
Iowa State -5.5 @ Kansas State – The Wildcats won’t be able to get their run game going against a stout ISU rush defense. QB Brock Purdy will have a nice day versus a suspect KSU pass defense
Pitt -8.5 vs Boston College – Stop BC RB AJ Dillon and BC will crater. ND held him to 56 yards in a 40-7 blow out.
Pitt’s rush defense is a rock, ranking 6th overall.
While Pitt will be stuff the Eagle ground game, QB Kenny Pickett will be bombing away on a porous BC secondary.
Air Force -10.5 v Wyoming - Wyoming is pretty good against the run too, ranking right behind Pitt at 7th, Normally that would be enough against a service academy.
But Falcon QB DJ Hammond can beat you with his arm too. Last week he had 4 TDs on only 10 passes!
Wyoming is playing back up QB Tyler Vander Waal. He's nothing special and won't be able to keep up with the high flying Falcons.
Iowa State -5.5 @ Kansas State – The Wildcats won’t be able to get their run game going against a stout ISU rush defense. QB Brock Purdy will have a nice day versus a suspect KSU pass defense
Pitt -8.5 vs Boston College – Stop BC RB AJ Dillon and BC will crater. ND held him to 56 yards in a 40-7 blow out.
Pitt’s rush defense is a rock, ranking 6th overall.
While Pitt will be stuff the Eagle ground game, QB Kenny Pickett will be bombing away on a porous BC secondary.
Air Force -10.5 v Wyoming - Wyoming is pretty good against the run too, ranking right behind Pitt at 7th, Normally that would be enough against a service academy.
But Falcon QB DJ Hammond can beat you with his arm too. Last week he had 4 TDs on only 10 passes!
Wyoming is playing back up QB Tyler Vander Waal. He's nothing special and won't be able to keep up with the high flying Falcons.
With all the Mini Megas out there I've only got ewnough capital left to do one Mega Bet
Wake Forest -3.5 @ Syracuse - Quite simply, Syracuse sucks at this whole college football thing. The defense is letting up over 30 points per game. Wake may not be the high flying circus it was at the beginning of the season but they will look like LSU against the Orange defense.
Three and half points is a gift. The Mega Bets are 4-0 over the last tow weeks. This should be an easy 5th win
The Sheriff likes:
Cal + 1.5 @ UCLA - The Bears need a win here to put as much distance between themselves and the Cheez-It Bowl as humanly possible. UCLA has absolutely nothing to play for at 4-7 and DTR hasn’t practiced yet this week.
San Jose State +2.5 vs Fresno State - The Spartans have won or covered every time the Sheriff has bet them this year, and the Sheriff is nothing if not loyal.
Minnesota + 3 vs Wisconsin - The better team is a home dog. Thank you Vegas!
And for all the games, spreads, picks and much much more here is the 2019 Week 14 Bettors Guide
Wake Forest -3.5 @ Syracuse - Quite simply, Syracuse sucks at this whole college football thing. The defense is letting up over 30 points per game. Wake may not be the high flying circus it was at the beginning of the season but they will look like LSU against the Orange defense.
Three and half points is a gift. The Mega Bets are 4-0 over the last tow weeks. This should be an easy 5th win
The Sheriff likes:
Cal + 1.5 @ UCLA - The Bears need a win here to put as much distance between themselves and the Cheez-It Bowl as humanly possible. UCLA has absolutely nothing to play for at 4-7 and DTR hasn’t practiced yet this week.
San Jose State +2.5 vs Fresno State - The Spartans have won or covered every time the Sheriff has bet them this year, and the Sheriff is nothing if not loyal.
Minnesota + 3 vs Wisconsin - The better team is a home dog. Thank you Vegas!
And for all the games, spreads, picks and much much more here is the 2019 Week 14 Bettors Guide

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Remember the 2020 GO JUMBO trip is Oct 24th at the Westgate SuperBook
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