Attendance looks to be modest next week for GO JUMBO. Things were looking great until Berj announced that Chuck was coming. Bookings plummeted. Delta had to go to OT at the call centers to keep up with the cancellations.
Oh well, that much more fun for the rest of us.
It’s the last week of pretend betting. Next week is for real. This week is the dress rehearsal. So far the reviews have been “ Don’t make Mega or Mini Mega bets. They suck.”
Can’t disagree with that. The quatloo bets have been great however. So next week it’s going to be all quatloo bets. Nothing like betting peanut butter style (Though I am still waiting to see the Bama spread before giving entirely up on Mega Bets)
Here’s this week's All Quatloo Bet Finale:
Oh well, that much more fun for the rest of us.
It’s the last week of pretend betting. Next week is for real. This week is the dress rehearsal. So far the reviews have been “ Don’t make Mega or Mini Mega bets. They suck.”
Can’t disagree with that. The quatloo bets have been great however. So next week it’s going to be all quatloo bets. Nothing like betting peanut butter style (Though I am still waiting to see the Bama spread before giving entirely up on Mega Bets)
Here’s this week's All Quatloo Bet Finale:
Indiana +2.5 @ Minnesota – Whaaat? The Goofers just got blown out by winless Nebraska and they are favored. The Bookies made an error. Here’s your chance to get back some of that money they owe you.
Wisconsin -4.5 @ Northwestern – The Cats struggled to beat the dregs of the Big Ten, Nebraska and Rutgers. Becky Badger may be in drag but she’s not a dreg.
Iowa -6.5 @ Penn State – Maybe Franklin’s boys just aren’t that good. Iowa is. Happy Valley has been quite depressing lately for the Nits.
Oregon -9.5 @ Arizona – The Ducks bounce back after a tough loss. RhettRod plays college QB about as good as his Dad coached scUM.
Texas A&M +2.0 vs Mississippi State – Nick Fitzgerald has been taking lessons from RhettRod. He’s scored a TD or less points three of his last four games. The Aggies DL will be camping and making s’mores in the Cowbell backfield.
Wisconsin -4.5 @ Northwestern – The Cats struggled to beat the dregs of the Big Ten, Nebraska and Rutgers. Becky Badger may be in drag but she’s not a dreg.
Iowa -6.5 @ Penn State – Maybe Franklin’s boys just aren’t that good. Iowa is. Happy Valley has been quite depressing lately for the Nits.
Oregon -9.5 @ Arizona – The Ducks bounce back after a tough loss. RhettRod plays college QB about as good as his Dad coached scUM.
Texas A&M +2.0 vs Mississippi State – Nick Fitzgerald has been taking lessons from RhettRod. He’s scored a TD or less points three of his last four games. The Aggies DL will be camping and making s’mores in the Cowbell backfield.
Georgia -6.5 vs Florida – Remember when Auburn slammed Georgia last year. All the Dawgs did after that was roast everyone until the second half of the Championship game. History has a way of repeating.
Houston -7.5 vs South Florida – Has there ever been a worse 7-0 team that the Bulls? I’m hard pressed to think of one. They’ve struggled to put away a murder’s row of Illinois, East Carolina, UMass, UConn, and Tulsa. Yeah, the beat Tech but needed not one, but two, KO returns for a TD to do it. Houston won’t have special team gaffes like that.
Florida International -3.5 @ Western Kentucky – The Pillpoppers are finding ever more creative ways to lose. Last week against Old Dominion, ODU scored the tying TD with 9 seconds to go. WKU then drove and tried a game winning walk off FG, missed, ODU scooped it up and ran it back to the WKU ten. With no time left that should have forced OT. But WKU had a facemask penalty on the run back so ODU got a chance at their own walk off FG, made it and won.
You got to see it to believe it
Houston -7.5 vs South Florida – Has there ever been a worse 7-0 team that the Bulls? I’m hard pressed to think of one. They’ve struggled to put away a murder’s row of Illinois, East Carolina, UMass, UConn, and Tulsa. Yeah, the beat Tech but needed not one, but two, KO returns for a TD to do it. Houston won’t have special team gaffes like that.
Florida International -3.5 @ Western Kentucky – The Pillpoppers are finding ever more creative ways to lose. Last week against Old Dominion, ODU scored the tying TD with 9 seconds to go. WKU then drove and tried a game winning walk off FG, missed, ODU scooped it up and ran it back to the WKU ten. With no time left that should have forced OT. But WKU had a facemask penalty on the run back so ODU got a chance at their own walk off FG, made it and won.
You got to see it to believe it
Going to be interesting to see how WKU blows it this week.
Kentucky +7.0 @ Missouri – Every year there’s that surprise team. This year it’s Kentucky. They shouldn’t be able to keep up with Mizzou but they will.
Army +1.0 @ Eastern Michigan – OK Dwink, a Mega Bet was too much for you too handle but you did win. I’ll give you something more in your range - a quatloo bet.
All you need to do is win again and you get the cover too.
San Diego State -2.5 @ Nevada – The Spaztecs have won five straight Div 1A games, all by a TD or less. They find a way to win. Make it six straight.
Cincinnati -9.5 @ SMU – Cincy bounces back after a tough loss to Temple. When the Stangs lose they lose big. All their losses have been all by 25 points or more.
In the pros I’ll go with:
Kansas City -10.0 vs Denver –Mahomes had is worst game of the year at Mile High. He gets his revenge at Arrowhead.
Cleveland +8.5 @ Pittsburgh – The Brownies defense will keep the game in hand and Baker will get a back door cover.
Green Bay +9.5 @ LA Rams – Coming off the bye, the Pack now has all their WRs healthy. Rams are missing CB Aqib Talib.
Arizona PK vs San Francisco – Two bad teams. SF is worse. Zona already beat the Niners, in Santa Clara. History repeats again.
New Orleans PK @ Minnesota – The fabulous Drew Brees against an overrated Viking defense, in a dome no less. Easy money.
Kansas City -10.0 vs Denver –Mahomes had is worst game of the year at Mile High. He gets his revenge at Arrowhead.
Cleveland +8.5 @ Pittsburgh – The Brownies defense will keep the game in hand and Baker will get a back door cover.
Green Bay +9.5 @ LA Rams – Coming off the bye, the Pack now has all their WRs healthy. Rams are missing CB Aqib Talib.
Arizona PK vs San Francisco – Two bad teams. SF is worse. Zona already beat the Niners, in Santa Clara. History repeats again.
New Orleans PK @ Minnesota – The fabulous Drew Brees against an overrated Viking defense, in a dome no less. Easy money.
And for the Point Whore Parlay I’ll go with:
North Carolina +9.5 @ Virginia
Rice +29.5 @ North Texas
Oregon State +24.5 @ Colorado
The Sheriff stumbled last week going 1-2 but looks to recover with:
Stanford (-3) vs Wazzu - The Cougs are bound to have a let down after their big win against Oregon last week, and the Cardinal are tough to beat at home. The PAC-12 North continues to cannibalize itself.
UCLA (+10.5) vs Utah - Utah is another team going on the road after winning a big game at home last week. The Bruins have won two in a row and should keep this game close in the Rose Bowl.
Fresno State (-24.5) vs Hawaii - No let down for the Bulldogs. Fresno State keeps winning and covering.
Doofus: I’m actually going against all three picks. Cage Match!!
And for all of this week’s games, spreads, picks and much, much more here is the 2018 Week 9 Bettors Guide.
North Carolina +9.5 @ Virginia
Rice +29.5 @ North Texas
Oregon State +24.5 @ Colorado
The Sheriff stumbled last week going 1-2 but looks to recover with:
Stanford (-3) vs Wazzu - The Cougs are bound to have a let down after their big win against Oregon last week, and the Cardinal are tough to beat at home. The PAC-12 North continues to cannibalize itself.
UCLA (+10.5) vs Utah - Utah is another team going on the road after winning a big game at home last week. The Bruins have won two in a row and should keep this game close in the Rose Bowl.
Fresno State (-24.5) vs Hawaii - No let down for the Bulldogs. Fresno State keeps winning and covering.
Doofus: I’m actually going against all three picks. Cage Match!!
And for all of this week’s games, spreads, picks and much, much more here is the 2018 Week 9 Bettors Guide.
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