
That was a feast yesterday. Mrs Doofus did a great job cooking up a cornucopia of food. After watching the Lions lose as normal, it was on to adult beverages and reindeer games into the early morning hours.
Now for the second best part of Thanksgiving weekend - leftovers and Rivalry Week! The intensity of college football goes through the roof. I don’t care if we don’t win any other games as long as we beat Rival U.
Great week to make a ton of picks.
Georgia Tech +17.0 @ Georgia – The Sax Man and Saxy Lady are heading to Athens to attend the Clean Old-fashioned Hate. Saxy Lady is nervous. Georgia has not beaten Tech in Athens since 2012.
Tech’s option attack is working. They’ve won four straight and six of the last seven. The one time Georgia allowed over 200 yards, it got rocked by LSU. Georgia has rushed for more than 200 against everyone but Clemson.
Tech’s secondary can be picked on making for a happy Jake Fromm. He has no picks in five of his last seven games. And even though the Jackets have the best rushing attack in college football, the Dawgs have out rushed Tech over the last three games.
No, Georgia won’t be looking ahead to a date with Bama next week. They will be focused. But 17 points is too much for a rivalry game. I’ll take Tech and the points. The road team is 17-4-1 ATS. No quatloos. Don’t want to poke the bear.
Now for the second best part of Thanksgiving weekend - leftovers and Rivalry Week! The intensity of college football goes through the roof. I don’t care if we don’t win any other games as long as we beat Rival U.
Great week to make a ton of picks.
Georgia Tech +17.0 @ Georgia – The Sax Man and Saxy Lady are heading to Athens to attend the Clean Old-fashioned Hate. Saxy Lady is nervous. Georgia has not beaten Tech in Athens since 2012.
Tech’s option attack is working. They’ve won four straight and six of the last seven. The one time Georgia allowed over 200 yards, it got rocked by LSU. Georgia has rushed for more than 200 against everyone but Clemson.
Tech’s secondary can be picked on making for a happy Jake Fromm. He has no picks in five of his last seven games. And even though the Jackets have the best rushing attack in college football, the Dawgs have out rushed Tech over the last three games.
No, Georgia won’t be looking ahead to a date with Bama next week. They will be focused. But 17 points is too much for a rivalry game. I’ll take Tech and the points. The road team is 17-4-1 ATS. No quatloos. Don’t want to poke the bear.

Florida -6.0 @ Florida State – FSU’s 35 straight bowl appearance streak is on the line. Lose and the streak is over.
It’s been a disaster of a season for the Noles. A big reason is the secondary which ranks 114th overall. Gator QB Felipe Franks has finally started to play ball and should have a good outing.
Conversely, Nole QB Deondre Francois has been mediocre at best hitting just 58% of his passes with 14 TDs against 10 picks. The Gators have the 13th best pass defense.
FSU will be pumped but the streak ends. I’ll take the better defense and offense and lay the 6 points for a quatloo.
South Carolina +26.5 @ Clemson – Clemson is the real deal. After struggling to beat Syracuse they’ve turned it up. The D isn’t giving up a thing, allowing 16 points or fewer in each of the last five games, and ten or fewer seven times this year.
The Gamecocks can score. They are 36th in scoring offense and 37th in passing while playing an SEC schedule.
It’s way too many points for a rivalry game. I’ll take the Cocks and the points for a quatloo.
It’s been a disaster of a season for the Noles. A big reason is the secondary which ranks 114th overall. Gator QB Felipe Franks has finally started to play ball and should have a good outing.
Conversely, Nole QB Deondre Francois has been mediocre at best hitting just 58% of his passes with 14 TDs against 10 picks. The Gators have the 13th best pass defense.
FSU will be pumped but the streak ends. I’ll take the better defense and offense and lay the 6 points for a quatloo.
South Carolina +26.5 @ Clemson – Clemson is the real deal. After struggling to beat Syracuse they’ve turned it up. The D isn’t giving up a thing, allowing 16 points or fewer in each of the last five games, and ten or fewer seven times this year.
The Gamecocks can score. They are 36th in scoring offense and 37th in passing while playing an SEC schedule.
It’s way too many points for a rivalry game. I’ll take the Cocks and the points for a quatloo.

Notre Dame -10.5 @ USC – Root for the Domers? Sure, if it keeps scUM out of the playoffs.
USC is getting ready to fire their HC after losing four of their last five games. Make it five out of six. The Trojans can’t run which means they will be relying on a true Frosh to beat one of the best defenses in the game.
I’ll lay the points for a Mini Mega.
Arizona State -2.0 @ Arizona – Arizona State has the best 1-2-3 combo in the PAC 12. Sr QB Manny Wilkins has thrown for 2,631 yards,18 touchdowns with only four picks. Jr WR and future NFL pick N’Keal Harry has 69 catches for 1,033 yards and nine TDs. And the Pac-12’s leading rusher is ASU sophomore Eno Benjamin who has run for 1,444 yards and 12 TDs.
It’s a rivalry game so emotions and trash talking will be intense. Arizona is susceptible to doing stupid things. They are the most penalized team in the PAC 12.
It will be a shoot out and the Wildcats have the better offense. They will take home the Territorial Cup. I’ll lay the short points for a quatloo.
USC is getting ready to fire their HC after losing four of their last five games. Make it five out of six. The Trojans can’t run which means they will be relying on a true Frosh to beat one of the best defenses in the game.
I’ll lay the points for a Mini Mega.
Arizona State -2.0 @ Arizona – Arizona State has the best 1-2-3 combo in the PAC 12. Sr QB Manny Wilkins has thrown for 2,631 yards,18 touchdowns with only four picks. Jr WR and future NFL pick N’Keal Harry has 69 catches for 1,033 yards and nine TDs. And the Pac-12’s leading rusher is ASU sophomore Eno Benjamin who has run for 1,444 yards and 12 TDs.
It’s a rivalry game so emotions and trash talking will be intense. Arizona is susceptible to doing stupid things. They are the most penalized team in the PAC 12.
It will be a shoot out and the Wildcats have the better offense. They will take home the Territorial Cup. I’ll lay the short points for a quatloo.

BYU +13.5 @ Utah – It’s two rookie QBs facing off against two good defenses. The last five games have been decided by seven points or less. No reason why this game will be any different.
Utah wins the Holy War but doesn’t cover. No quatloos though.
Kentucky -17.0 @ Louisville - Louisville has been giving out points like neighborhoods give out candy on Halloween, early, often and by the truckload. The Cardinals have given up a mindblowing 239 points in their last four games: that’s just shy of 60 a contest.
Kentucky hasn’t exactly been a juggernaut but against this defense the should roll up the points.They will have the Governor’s Cup clinched by halftime. I’ll lay a quatloo on the Cats.
Utah wins the Holy War but doesn’t cover. No quatloos though.
Kentucky -17.0 @ Louisville - Louisville has been giving out points like neighborhoods give out candy on Halloween, early, often and by the truckload. The Cardinals have given up a mindblowing 239 points in their last four games: that’s just shy of 60 a contest.
Kentucky hasn’t exactly been a juggernaut but against this defense the should roll up the points.They will have the Governor’s Cup clinched by halftime. I’ll lay a quatloo on the Cats.
For the Point Whore Parlay I'll go with:
UNC Charlotte +18.0 @ Florida Atlantic
San Jose State +31.0 @ Fresno State
Hawaii +17.0 @ San Diego State
And the Sheriff likes
Notre Dame (-10.5) @ USC - The Sheriff is surprised this line isn’t at least two touchdowns. The Irish will roll in this one. The Condoms will finish 5-7 and miss out on a Bowl game for the first time since 2000. On the plus side, they can get a head start on their search for a new Head Coach.
Wazzu (-3) vs Washington - The winner of the Apple Cup wins the PAC-12 North and will face Utah in the PAC-12 championship game. The Sheriff likes Gardner Minshew II, the best moustache in college football. Cougs win.
Cal (-12.5) vs Colorado - The Buffs have lost six straight and just fired their HC. This is a big number to cover for a team as offensively challenged as Cal, but the Bears should win this game easily.
Remember the 2019 GO JUMBO trip is Oct 26th at the Westgate SuperBook
UNC Charlotte +18.0 @ Florida Atlantic
San Jose State +31.0 @ Fresno State
Hawaii +17.0 @ San Diego State
And the Sheriff likes
Notre Dame (-10.5) @ USC - The Sheriff is surprised this line isn’t at least two touchdowns. The Irish will roll in this one. The Condoms will finish 5-7 and miss out on a Bowl game for the first time since 2000. On the plus side, they can get a head start on their search for a new Head Coach.
Wazzu (-3) vs Washington - The winner of the Apple Cup wins the PAC-12 North and will face Utah in the PAC-12 championship game. The Sheriff likes Gardner Minshew II, the best moustache in college football. Cougs win.
Cal (-12.5) vs Colorado - The Buffs have lost six straight and just fired their HC. This is a big number to cover for a team as offensively challenged as Cal, but the Bears should win this game easily.
Remember the 2019 GO JUMBO trip is Oct 26th at the Westgate SuperBook